02 May 2006

If I hear the word "metatarsal" one more time...

Top five reasons why I don't care about Wayne Rooney's injury:-

1. He looks like a potato
2. He used to play for Everton
3. The less Manchester United players in the England squad the better
4. I want Brazil to win the World Cup anyway
5. He'll need the time off to learn to spell for his £5million book deal

Kopite Mod out.

1 comment:

thisismarcus said...

Ha ha! I like it. Talking of book deals, Billie Piper's writing her autobiography. She's 23.